so, i was talking to my friend jane...

Berly: look at these hips, i'm gunna have a million babies, i love babies.
Jane: i'm not gunna have any babies. why would i wanna shuv a watermellon, out of my vagina?
Berly: jane, why would you have sex with a watermellon?

~reality hits you like the jult from a thunder bolt~

Eeeek, i gotta blood test today, like a huge masquito, or vampire. i wonder what they do with all that blood anyways...


~wait, what is reality...owch~